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WARNING: SOME JOKES MAY NOT BE SUITABLE
FOR THOSE UNDER 18, THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHES,
AND THOSE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!

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#6)The Beverly Hills Bobbits
#7)The Asshole Bill of Rights

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Lists and Long Jokes

Short Jokes and Ditties

#1)Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secret #2)Kinds of Poopie! #3)Perplexing Questions #4)Best Bumper Stickers of 1998 #5)Hilarious Signs #6)20 Annoying Things to Do While Ordering Pizza Over the Phone #7)Great Truths #8)Hilarious Warning Labels #9)Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Cop When You Get Pulled Over #10)New Company Policies #11)George Carlinisms #12)Be On The Lookout For These Viruses #13)Degrees of Cold #14)Recipe for Fruitcake #15)Beer Troubleshooting #16) 25 Signs you'ved had too much of the 90's #17) The World's Easiest Quiz #18) New Virus Update! #19) Elf Pick-up Lines #20) Men are like... #21) Truth about Job Postings #22) Truth about Kids #23) The Most Powerful Word #24) Disclaimer To Use When Purchasing Software #25) Actual Statements Found In Insurance Forms #26)My First Job #27)Two Sides to the Story

#1) Women Drivers? and P.E.N.C.I.L. #2) Nothing but Trouble #3) Orange Penis #4)Damn that sonofabitch can drive! #5)Attempted Murder #6)A Bond Joke #7)Sex and Typewriters #8)35 Years and Dozens of Eggs #9) Old Boat #10) The Blind Man #11) The Sesame Street Bus #12) Exam Time #13) Can you help? #14) Sign Language #15) Truck Driver #16) Our Prayers Are Answered #17) Sex Jokes #18) Name your Penis! #19) Cheater! #20) I Am Woman! #21)Some Random Thoughts #22)Say Cheese #23) Small World #24) That's what she said! #25) Bar Chick #26) The Trial #27) Golf Game #28) Ode to the Spell Checker #29) Pet Chicken #30) Old Lovers #31) Cinderella Goes To The Ball #32) Pinnochio #33)Potatoes #34)The Three Pigs