
Q U O T E S
People always have something to say, and at
times what we say gets stuck in other's minds and before you know it,
something you said 20 years ago gets plastered in books and webpages
around the world! *laugh* I've decided to include some of my and Rich's
favorite quotes as well as other funny and interesting quotes we've
collected from books, the internet, and plain old word of mouth!
Enjoy!


This page was last updated
6-29-01.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
- Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory
Freedom begins between the ears. - Edward Abbey
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -
Hector Berlioz
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why
so few engage in it. - Henry Ford, Sr.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
You can say any foolish things to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says: 'My God, you're right! -- I never would've thought of
that!' - Sean Connery
When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers. - African proverb
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. -
Charles Dickens
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I have just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. - Former President Ronald Reagan, making a funny during a radio microphone test.
I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I'll do
anything to win. - Al Gore
